Seriously, I select chat options like "Are you there?" whenever my opponent takes more than 3 seconds to make a move.

And then I select "It was luck" when my opponent wins (just to show how I'm the better man)

And then I select "Nice try" and "Goodbye" whenever my opponent makes a foolish move and I get to jump several of their pieces

Sometimes I'll select things like "Nice move" when my opponent has clearly made a move that is not nice, but rather, bad. This shows that I am sarcastical

Everyone is totally intimidated by me and shit, these are just some of the examples of complex and deep conversations I have had