Contact Info / Websites
You FAGGETS only play games like Brawl because you're secretly little babies who pee in their little bed and whine for their mom to clean it up. You little shits couldn't handle a real game like Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3. Stick to the little kiddy shit like viva pinata you FAGGETS
MORE TOPICS ABOUT CARLOS MENCIA
ACTUALLY MORE LIKE NED HOLNESS BECAUSE THAT'S HIS REAL NAME MIRITE GUYZ
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/61 6415 <-- Fat
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/34 4399 OH SHIT EVERYONE'S MADE ONE
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/29 4650 First?
Also, on another note, I used to be an obnoxious clueless user on this website, on a different account.
Now I'm just an obnoxious jerk, on this account.
Seriously, I've made some horrible posts and topics.
Let me know if I forgot any topics, there's sure to be some less obviously named threads dedicated to Mencia.
Today I got home from school and laid down on the couch and started playing Halo 3 and my sister came up to me and put her boobs on my face. I said "hey what are you doing" and sort of shoved away from her but then she turned the xbox off and at first I was really mad because it meant my experince would go down but then she looked at me and I saw she had lusts in her eyes.
"I want to have sex with you big brother" she said she was 16 and had big boobs and was hot but I never noticed before that she was so sexy but now I noticed. I looked away and said "no that's not right we're brother and sister" and she took her shirt off and put her boobs in my face. "I am super horny right now seriously" she said, rubbing her boobs in my face.
I tried to resist but I got an erection so I said "ok" and I took my clothes off and then I put my mouth on her nipples and she moaned and had an orgasm and peed girl-semen on the floor out of her vagina and then licked it up. Then she put her mouth on my penis and swirled her tongue around it and I peed semen in her mouth and she swallowed it and then she smiled at me.
"Your penis is really big" she said and I said "your boobs are big" and we laughed. Then she kissed me and turned the xbox back on and whispered "I love you" in my ear and then I played more halo.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK U GUYZ
This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for Alien Hominid on 9/16/07 at 6:56:14 PM, has been deleted:
Score: 10 / 10
Review: wlozl gay gg w/e bamf jk nn
Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ to ensure that you're following the rules and to prevent any further action being taken against other reviews you make.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS
if you have already started reading this dont stop. Few%uFEFF years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
Seriously, I select chat options like "Are you there?" whenever my opponent takes more than 3 seconds to make a move.
And then I select "It was luck" when my opponent wins (just to show how I'm the better man)
And then I select "Nice try" and "Goodbye" whenever my opponent makes a foolish move and I get to jump several of their pieces
Sometimes I'll select things like "Nice move" when my opponent has clearly made a move that is not nice, but rather, bad. This shows that I am sarcastical
Everyone is totally intimidated by me and shit, these are just some of the examples of complex and deep conversations I have had
Anyone else feeling pent up teenage angst and an urge to rebel, but is too busy wallowing in self-pity and suffering the effects of self diagnosed asperger's syndrome to take action?
a lot of pepole are like 'am i a noobie?" so i made this topic to tell u if u think u might be a noob than u r a noob lol